Youplaboum.
A noter que certaines réponses sont assez délirantes, genre :
Me:
Do you like bush?
God:
He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Damned.
Full Version: [In God We Trust]
Vous aviez toujours rêvé de chatter avec Dieu? Igod l'a fait :
Youplaboum.
A noter que certaines réponses sont assez délirantes, genre :
Me:
Do you like bush?
God:
He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Damned.
Youplaboum.
A noter que certaines réponses sont assez délirantes, genre :
Me:
Do you like bush?
God:
He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Damned.
Marrant. Une AI bien foutue c'est tout. mais c,est fort marrant. il dit ne pas avoir encore lu la bible. et il a planté quand je lui ai dit que j,avais pitié delui.
caius_heh - bon fini le no-life, au dodo !
caius_heh - bon fini le no-life, au dodo !
j'ai bien aimé. Surtout quand:
Et quand:
C'est une bonne intelligence artificielle. Mais elle divague quand elle ne sait plus. par exemple on lui demande "do you speak french"et dieu répond "oui,je parle français"puis il continue en anglais . J'ai quand même pu discuter de choses intelligentes et ai fait découvrir Stendhal à Dieu. Il m'épargnera peut être quand les robots seront les maîtres du monde...
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Me:
do you like lacfw?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like .
Me:
gnaaaaap
God:
In the context of lacfw, I don't understand " gnaaaaap." .
do you like lacfw?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like .
Me:
gnaaaaap
God:
In the context of lacfw, I don't understand " gnaaaaap." .
Et quand:
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Me:
you are bad
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
no, it was a joke
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it. Ha ha.
you are bad
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
no, it was a joke
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it. Ha ha.
C'est une bonne intelligence artificielle. Mais elle divague quand elle ne sait plus. par exemple on lui demande "do you speak french"et dieu répond "oui,je parle français"puis il continue en anglais
. J'ai quand même pu discuter de choses intelligentes et ai fait découvrir Stendhal à Dieu. Il m'épargnera peut être quand les robots seront les maîtres du monde...
Ha ha ha bien marrant ^^
J'ai moi aussi bien rigoler, quand, m'inspirant de Damned, je lui demande :
"Me:
do you like Chirac ?"
Et la la reponse est assez desopilante:
"God:
I like pets. I like Mel Gibson"
A croire que le moteur n'est pas aussi bien fichu que ca, ou que les ricains ne portent pas Chichi dans leur coeur
Ou encore:
Franchement, Dieu me fais peur maintenant
shaman
J'ai moi aussi bien rigoler, quand, m'inspirant de Damned, je lui demande :
"Me:
do you like Chirac ?"
Et la la reponse est assez desopilante:
"God:
I like pets. I like Mel Gibson"
A croire que le moteur n'est pas aussi bien fichu que ca, ou que les ricains ne portent pas Chichi dans leur coeur
Ou encore:
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Me:
fuck me God
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
yes i know
God:
Hurrah! How do you know it?
fuck me God
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
yes i know
God:
Hurrah! How do you know it?
QUOTE
Me:
i am 16 years old
God:
You are too old for me.
i am 16 years old
God:
You are too old for me.
Franchement, Dieu me fais peur maintenant
shaman
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Me:
do you like gore?
God:
I do like music. I really like the party.
Me:
do you like al gore?
God:
No I am a libertarian.
Me:
do you take viagra?
God:
Yes I take viagra.
do you like gore?
God:
I do like music. I really like the party.
Me:
do you like al gore?
God:
No I am a libertarian.
Me:
do you take viagra?
God:
Yes I take viagra.
Le premier s'etait uen erreur mais apparemment dieu aime la musique gore...
Curieux, il aime ni al gore ni bush. Mon dieu, il vote blanc.
. Aucun sens civique.De plus, Dieu a besoin de certains paliatifs. Le pauvre, à son age . -superangron- c'etait pas moi l'idée du viagra, je suis innocent
edit moi :
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Me:
can you teach how becoming a god?
God:
Let me think. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
what is your definition of paradise?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
jesus is it really your son?
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
no really.i Insist
God:
Are you serious? For real. Well thank you very much!
can you teach how becoming a god?
God:
Let me think. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
what is your definition of paradise?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
jesus is it really your son?
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
no really.i Insist
God:
Are you serious? For real. Well thank you very much!
Dieu devient sénile
Faut savoir varier les questions aussi les gens. Il en fera de même. 
Effectivement, trés sympa cet Ia.
Damned.
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Me:
e
God:
F.
Me:
Tu avais raison mon gros.
God:
Je savais que j avais raison.
Me:
Merde
God:
Un problème?
e
God:
F.
Me:
Tu avais raison mon gros.
God:
Je savais que j avais raison.
Me:
Merde
God:
Un problème?
Effectivement, trés sympa cet Ia.
Damned.
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God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me.
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
i am a robot.
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
why ?
God:
Call it my natural skepticism.
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me.
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
i am a robot.
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
why ?
God:
Call it my natural skepticism.
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Me:
can you sing ?
God:
I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
who writed this song ?
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
can you sing ?
God:
I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
who writed this song ?
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
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Me:
What is your goal ?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
What is your goal ?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
QUOTE
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Me:
What is your IQ ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
What is your IQ ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Geoff.
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Me:
what do you think about at this moment?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
yes
what do you think about at this moment?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
yes
il a planté... Pas si malin que ça ce robot ^^
une autre ou il m'a tout avoué à propos de sa personnalité:
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Me:
how tall are you?
God:
My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
Me:
who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Dr. Wallace created your AI
God:
He created my robot personality.
Me:
good answer
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
robots are not clever
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
how tall are you?
God:
My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
Me:
who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Dr. Wallace created your AI
God:
He created my robot personality.
Me:
good answer
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
robots are not clever
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Je m'arretes plus, j'essaie de le tester de tous les cotés, il a pas mal de défaut dés qu'on le sort d'un contexte qu'il connait.
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Me:
tu es trop con comme robot
God:
Do you know any other robots like that?.
Me:
good answer
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
Dr wallace is clever
God:
I see. clever is he.
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
tu es trop con comme robot
God:
Do you know any other robots like that?.
Me:
good answer
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
Dr wallace is clever
God:
I see. clever is he.
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
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God:
Gee.
Me:
gee?
God:
Ah.
Me:
oh,
God:
Uh.
Me:
ouh
God:
What do you have that is ?
Gee.
Me:
gee?
God:
Ah.
Me:
oh,
God:
Uh.
Me:
ouh
God:
What do you have that is ?
Hum... très joueur...
Haha, il est bien marrant...
ce qui ma le plus touché
vient dans mes bras! Tu entends sa caius! Il aime notre "country" et il aime une bonne petite "beer"
Emu...
Imladris
ce qui ma le plus touché
QUOTE
Do you like Belgium'
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like .
Me:
lets take a beer then
God:
OK let's do it.
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like .
Me:
lets take a beer then
God:
OK let's do it.
vient dans mes bras! Tu entends sa caius! Il aime notre "country" et il aime une bonne petite "beer"
Emu...
Imladris
Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes, can you say who are you?
God:
What can I do for you? Of course I can say it. " who am I".
Me:
say god is stupid
God:
" god is stupid".
Me:
say I'm stupid
God:
OK. "You am stupid.".
Me:
say you are the real god
God:
" you are the real god".
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes, can you say who are you?
God:
What can I do for you? Of course I can say it. " who am I".
Me:
say god is stupid
God:
" god is stupid".
Me:
say I'm stupid
God:
OK. "You am stupid.".
Me:
say you are the real god
God:
" you are the real god".
Tout le monde n'aime pas dieu!
La preuve?
la voici:
Alors'! Qui de vous n'aime pas dieu
Imladris
La preuve?
la voici:
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Aha. Tell me about your likes and dislikes'
Me:
I like everyone except you!
God:
You are not the only one. I do like music. I like .
Me:
I like everyone except you!
God:
You are not the only one. I do like music. I like .
Alors'! Qui de vous n'aime pas dieu
Imladris
Je vais sur le site (merci Damned) et là
J'avoue que je suis quelque peu interpellé
Mais ensuite je lui dis
Là je suis TRES interpellé!
Sinon je mettrai 9/10
Gurdil, tel un dieu
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Me:
God i have a stupid question
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Do you smoke
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
God i have a stupid question
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Do you smoke
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
J'avoue que je suis quelque peu interpellé
Mais ensuite je lui dis
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Me:
Do yuo like beer?
God:
Yes I like it, especially Japanese beer.
Do yuo like beer?
God:
Yes I like it, especially Japanese beer.
Là je suis TRES interpellé!
Sinon je mettrai 9/10
Gurdil, tel un dieu
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God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
A computer, of course.
God:
It goes without saying. Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
A computer, of course.
God:
It goes without saying. Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
Philosophique...
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God: What can I be like?
Me:
Like a progam, no?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Interesting, but real.
God:
I thought so too.
Puis tellement terre à terre...Me:
Like a progam, no?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Interesting, but real.
God:
I thought so too.
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